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Dallas Cowboys, Drew Brees, drew brees butt, Eli Manning, fantasy football butt league, fantasy football league, New York Giants, New York Jets, tim tebow, tim tebow butt, Troy Aikman
Well, ladies, you sent Troy Aikman back to where he belongs. In a trailer outside the studio where they film Rent-a-Center commercials. It probably wasn’t fair to pit him against a newer player, but he is a legend, and the reason why all the cool kids in school wore Dallas Cowboys Starter jackets, so I thought he’d have a chance. Butt, it looks like Eli Manning will advance to the Butt-offs!
Now, on to the next match kittens! This week, the Saint, Tim Tebow of the New York Jets
OHMYGOD…Look at those arms!! How heavy is the Bible he reads every night?!
goes up against the New Orleans Saint’s Drew Brees
Will having Jesus in his corner allow Tebow to win? Did you think the same thing I did when you saw the towel in front of Drew’s loins? So many questions!
Vote for your favorite butt in the comments section! The winner will advance to the Butt-offs!
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You know, it may just be the angle, but I have to give this one to Drew Brees. Objectively, he definitely has the better butt!
I know! Tebow is obviously hotter and you’d expect him to have a nice ass, but there were just no good pictures of his butt floating around out there. God must have set a Google Alert and taken them all down. 🙂
I think I’m going to have to go with Brees, Tebow looks like he’s got a giant maxi pad in the back of his pants, and all of his internet pictures make him look like he’s got a flat butt.
Gotta go Brees here. Maybe its because of the angle, or that it’s an action shot, or even because its all shiny and gold. Whatever it is, it’s not disappointingly lumpy with pads and pantylines.
Well said Kathryn, I agree. Brees must have picked up his undergarments at Victoria’s Secret, nothing but a cute hiney going on there…
I have to go with my boy Drew Brees! Just because he is a stand up man and a great person. That is more attractive than anything. 🙂 I am not on the Tebow band wagon. Too boyish for me. LOL. 🙂
Going out on a limb and swimming against the tide butt I am going with Tebow. Being a God-girl may subliminally have something to do with it however; I really had a hard time scrolling past the first picture you posted of him….yummy. Thou shall not covet thine enemies quarterback…..repeat 10 times and throw a hail Mary.
Sorry,
I have to go with Tebow too. He has a nice back side and the face is cute too! I know nothing about football and usually just cheer for the best jersey. Choosing by butts is way more fun!!
Gotta go with Brees on this one.
I know it is the Butt-offs but you should post that pic of Tebow running shirtless in the rain…;)
Well if he makes it to the Butt-offs I’ll be sure to post more pictures of his deliciousness!
Well Ladies, I must agree to disagree here. I am a “Barely There Small Man-Butt” fan, so Tim Tebow gets my vote! Plus- his arms are delish! Frankly, I don’t see ANY of them as losers! ((^_^))
Sorry, have to go with Brees butt. However, it will be Tebow I will be dreaming about!
I have to go with Tebow, just because everything on that guy is smoking hot.
I love the caption under the photo of Tebow! I have to give it to Drew Brees based on the pictures shown, and who didn’t love that Vick’s Vapo-Rub commercial of him with his little boy? Now THAT is my idea of sexy. Both hot as hell, though…(sorry, Tebow)
Hot and sexy as he is, his butt droops to a ‘D’ in my view. Brees isn’t all the that sexy, but in the pic… two HANDS ON Brees’ butt!!!!